Thursday, October 11, 2007

Killing a Nation

Today was my third day of training and the big news out of Bend is that its ok for me to tell stories about the taxpayers I encounter as long as I don't use their real names. So for instance I can tell the story about "Taxpayer A" who stole the payroll tax from his business and used it fund illegal jet ski races on his private lake in Central Oregon.

In other news Oregon hosts Alex Brink and Washington State this weekend at Autzen Stadium. Its pretty sad that Washington State has been forced to start a QB from the Midwestern League for the past 4 years. I mean if Alex Brink is your schools all-time leading passer it doesn't say much about your team.

Despite Washington State's lowly status, Oregon is vulnerable right now and I see WSU hanging around for several reasons.

1) WSU does have a pretty good offense and Oregon's defense is in the gutter right now.

2) Oregon is Rich, Cool, and 4-1

3) Jonathan Stewart has a sprained thumb and will fumble at least twice

4) Oregon might wear white helmets (which have finally been approved)

I think Oregon will win, but it will be a close game for three quarters before Oregon scores 21 unanswered points in the 4th quarter to win by 20+. Oregon 42 WSU 21

Week 7 Picks

Hawaii -17 @ San Jose State
Purdue +5.5 @ Michigan
Syracuse +17.5 vs Rutgers
Eastern Michigan +4 @ Ohio
Northwestern -6.5 vs Minnesota
Kent +30.5 @ Ohio State
South Carolina -7 @ North Carolina
Georgia Tech +2.5 @ Miami
Duke +14 vs Virginia Tech
Cincinnati -10 vs Lousiville
Alabama -5.5 @ Ole Miss
Georgia -7 @ Vanderbilt
Buffalo -4.5 vs Toledo
Kansas -27 vs Baylor
Wyoiming -3.5 vs New Mexico
Tennessee -7 @ Mississippi State
Miami Ohio -1.5 vs Bowling Green
Utah -14 vs San Diego State
Central Michigan -13.5 vs Army
Houston -22.5 vs Rice
Oregon -19 vs WSU
Wisconsin +7 @ Penn State
Nebraska -3.5 vs Oklahoma State
Texas -16.5 @ Iowa State
Illinois -4 @ Iowa
Boston College -13.5 @ Notre Dame
Western Michigan -3.5 @ Northern Illinois
Stanford +6.5 vs TCU
Oregon State +14 @ Cal
Fresno -9.5 @ Idaho
Air Force +3 @ Colorado State
Temple +10.5 @ Akron
Kentucky +9.5 vs LSU
Auburn +3 @ Arkansas
UAB -2.5 vs Tulane
Virginia -3 vs Conneticut
Louisiana Tech -7.5 vs New Mexico State
Tulsa -13.5 vs Marshall
Indiana +3.5 vs Michigan State
Texas Tech -10 vs Texas AM
Missouri +12 @ Oklahoma
Colorado +4.5 @ Kansas State
So Mississippi -8.5 vs SMU
Central Florida +11.5 @ South Florida
East Carolina +3 @ Utep
BYU -11 @ UNLV
Washington +11.5 @ UNLV
USC -21 vs Arizona
Arkansas State -9 vs Lafayette
North Texas +7 vs UL Monroe
Middle Tenn State +4 @ Memphis
Nevada +25.5 @ Boise State