The Baldo's

Since I was out selling TV's last Sunday to homeless people in Seattle, I missed the Academy Awards. Luckily I have my own awards show coming up at the end of this month called the Baldo's. I wont be giving out gold statues, because if I did have any gold statues i would melt them down for bling instead of giving them out to winners of a completely made up awards show that 8 people will read about. So check back later to find out who won big at the Baldo's. (Thats called a teaser by the way).