On Monday Justin and I moved into a new apartment with the help of his Albino girlfriend. I have never been a huge fan of this girl, and hoped that she would be able to redeem herself by helping us out. Unfortunately I was so overcome by fear when I was around her, that the move took 5 times as long as it should have. Here are the things that frightened me:
1) Her mouth is always open. It is like she is a whale feeding on plankton. I think she might feed on dust particles. Also, I felt as if she might bite me at any moment. I honestly thought about going to PetSmart and buying her a chew toy.
2) She sounds like a cross between Mr. Ed and a hyena sucking on helium. Believe me, that is not the voice you want to here yelling at you to pick up the pace. Its 4 days later and my eardrums are still scarred.
3) She glows in the dark. I knew she looked ghoulish, but I never thought she would actually be more visible at nightime than she was during the day. I am still waiting for Scoobey and Scrappy-Doo to come out and show me how she did this because I still don't believe it. On the plus side Justin now has the option of calling Ghostbusters to get rid of her instead of breaking up with her.
Hopefully now everyone understands why I needed a few days to rest before resuming my blogging activities.
BaldingReport Out.
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