Bugs

Most people have a thing against bugs, but not me. I love the little guys and always try to let them outside when I find them in my house. The way I see it, there’s more of them than there are of us, so you have to respect them just in case. If they ever got their stuff together, they could really do some serious damage. I’m talking city destruction, livestock relocation, and political domination here.

If I had to pick my favorite bug it would have to be a spider. They’re creepy as all hell but real smart, too. I wonder if land insects ever get jealous of the flying ones. I bet they do. If I saw a man flying around while I had to walk around like an idiot, I’d be jealous. I’d shoot that guy down the first chance I got. Moving On.....

Week 2 of the college football season kicks off tonight with Oregon State taking on Cincinnati. In addition to using my picks to eradicate poverty throughout the world, I am also going heads up against my dad this week. I am leery of posting my picks before he tells me what his are in the event he just tries to copy me to force a tie, but for the good of the world I will take that chance. Anyway here are the week 2 picks.

Cincinnatti +3 vs OSU
Louisville -39 vs MTSU
Rutgers -16 vs Navy
West Virginia -23.5 @ Marshall
Northwestern -8.5 vs Nevada
Nebraska -8 @ Wake Forest
Miami +11 @ Oklahoma
Miami OH +8.5 @ Minnesota
Temple -4 vs Bufffalo
Akron +28.5 @ Ohio State
Virginia -17 vs Duke
Vandy +3.5 vs Alabama
Central Michigan -3 vs Toledo
Michigan State -18 vs Bowling Green
Baylor -6.5 vs Rice
Utah State +24 @ Wyoming
San Jose State +17 @ Kansas State
Cal -14 @ Colorado State
Missouri -6 @ Ole Miss
Boston College -14 vs NC State
Ball State -4 @ Eastern Michigan
Michigan -6 vs Oregon
Washington +3 vs Boise State
Fresno State +17 @ Texas AM
Florida State -33 vs UAB
Georgia -5.5 vs South Carolina
Notre Dame +17.5 @ Penn State
Air Force +8 @ Utah
East Carolina -4.5 vs North Carolina
BYU +7.5 @ UCLA
Tennessee -10.5 vs Southern Miss
Texas -8.5 vs TCU
Tulane +6 vs Mississippi State
Kent State +13 @ Kentucky
Texas Tech -24 vs UTEP
Washington State -13.5 vs SDSU
Hawaii -28 @ La Tech
Iowa -22.5 vs Syracuse
Indiana -1.5 @ Western Michigan
Auburn -6.5 South Florida
Virginia Tech +13 @ LSU
NMSU +7 @ New Mexico
UNLV +26.5 vs Wisconsin
Florida -27 vs Troy
Oklahoma State -22 vs FAU
Ohio -1 @UL Lafayette
Maryland -24 @ FIU
Arkansas State +4 vs Memphis
SMU -17 vs North Texas