The only chink in Oregon's armor

The only chink in Oregon's armor is?????? Patrick Chung...moving on from racist jokes...

Help with signs for College Gameday

As everybody has heard, college gameday is coming to Oregon this weekend and this undoubtedly will cause thousands of Oregon fans to hold up stupid and idiotic signs that will embarrass themselves, the university, and the city. However, fans can avoid this inevitble embarrassment by making a sign that I have personally approved right here on the BaldingReport. Here are the sign ideas that are assured to draw approval from your peers or anybody watching on TV.

1) "They're not sweatshops, they're awesomeshops"
2) "Ted Bundy was a Husky"
3) Eugene
Smokes
Non-stop
Pot
4) "Our hippies like football"
5) "Lee Corso is a Penis"
6) "Lou Holtzth ith thtupid"
7) "Whizzinators For Sale"
8) "OJ stole my tickets!"

BaldingReport out.