Sunday, June 24, 2007

The Fight of our lives

Quick thoughts for today:

1) Earlier this morning I lost my 134th straight golf match against my dad. Considering his shoe size has gone up 2 sizes over the past year and his head is now the size of a watermelon, I have to assume that he is using performance enhancers.

2) Seeing as I get sunburned all the time now, I’ll take the moon over the sun any day of the week.

3) My new IPOD is already glitchy after a week of use. I am going to laugh at anyone who buys that new IPHONE and has to send it back within the first month of owning it.

4) So far I have generated almost 1 cent of ad revenue from this blog. Unfortunately I don't get paid until i reach $100. If anyone wants to spend like 4 hours clicking on the ads at the bottom of the page I will give them like 50% of the money.

5) Oregon basketball picked up a transfer from LSU today. Ben Voogd is transferring from LSU to Oregon after averaging an astounding 1.4 ppg. On one end I am actually excited because Voogd is a local kid from Florence who I figure will likely overachieve seeing as he is playing near his home. However he averaged one fucking point per game and Oregon apparently chose to offer him a scholarship over Michael Harthun. Sometime I wonder if Ernie Kent likes to add as much degree of difficulty to his job as possible. First a 5'6 PG and now a guy who averaged 1 point for the worst team in the SEC.