Todays Thoughts

1) I’m thinking about getting a horse. Great gas mileage (although the grain mileage is iffy at best) and once you’re done with it, you’ve got about ten days worth of food. Or you can make a lot of glue.

2) If I had to pick between a sloth and a spider, I’d take the sloth. Harder to forget where you left it. Plus its easier to run away from if it ever attacked you.

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