Yesterday I was sorting through my fan mail and one letter from an anonymous fan caught my eye. Anonymous wrote: "is your eventual fame going to change you, and how can we learn more about you?". This is an excellent question for two reasons.
1) It is good to know that everyone agrees my fame is inevitable.
2) I often wonder how to further inform readers on my life.
My readers often assume that as a hot-shot Hollywood blogger I lead an elitist lifestyle. This is simply not true. I would ask my current roommate Justin Samudio to back me up on this but he has been drunk about 85% of the time we live together so he clearly is not in a position to comment. I would also ask my former roommate of 4 years Kevin Sully to weigh in on this issue, but his opinion is not valued around here since he is a confidant of enemy of the blog Daniel Rubenstein.
Since I can not bring credible factual testimony to back up my claims that I lead a non-elitist lifestyle, I have been provided with a digital camera by one of my sponsors (JDB inc.) in order to document my life. Above is a picture I snapped of my workstation that contains clues as to my normal lifestyle.
Things to notice in the picture
1) I prefer a blue collar ice cream flavor like vanilla as opposed to some fancy well off flavor like chocolate
2) I do not have any leatherbound books nor is my desk made from rich Mahogany
3) I chew Dentyne Ice
4) I am a fan of Star Wars
5) I wear contacts/glasses
6) I have a glass with the logo of an accounting firm
As the picture shows, I am actually much closer to being a nerd than I am to being an elitist blogger. Hopefully this picture clears up any misconceptions people may have about me and allows me to keep my street cred in the blogosphere.
By the way, these ads at the bottom of the screen actually work so everytime you click on them I get money. I think i get 1/50th of a cent for each click so go crazy.
BaldingReport Out
