Dilemma

For all 12 of you who checked Rubenstein's blog today dying for an update, you will find dissapointment as usual. Instead of penning his thoughts to his devoted readers, im sure Dan is out interviewing fans as the "CIF JV High School Baseball Guide". Neverless i am here blogging away because i realize i answer to a higher authority than my own personal interests, and because i am out to prove that Dan Rubenstein is a lackey who couldnt blog his way out of Paris Hilton's Vagina.

Since today was a slow news day (UO Sports wise, and politically) I will ignore my core issues and instead give the readers an update on Eugene, OR resident Justin Samudio (Yes thee Justin Samudio)

Justin is debating wether he wants to break up with his girlfriend or not. On the one hand she works at a bagel shop so she has a pretty good food connection, but on the other hand she is a complete bitch who acts like she has sand in her vagina at all times. So needless to say it is a tough call or as some might say, a dilemma.

Personally i think he should dump this Albino nightmare because he often avoids alcohol because he is attending to her needs. Anyone who knows Justin knows he is one of the top 5 drunks of all time and is in fact doing the Eugene community a disservice by not being drunk at every possible moment. The supreme court of Justin Samudio should rule GAME OVER on this hussy and send her packing.

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