Game On

Ok, so this is my first experience at blogging. I am starting this blog as a response to Dan Rubenstein who is a hack, yet somehow has managed to convince his friends to read his blog for over a year. I figure if someone as incompetent as Andy Ludwig can actually get 13 people to read a blog, imagine what someone as talented as myself will be able to achieve.

My biggest peeve at Rubenstein is how he fraudulently claims to be an Oregon sports insider (yet didnt even know Jackie Bates was kicked off the team for shattering a bottle on a guys nose, and that Brady Leaf's left foot is actually webbed). Are we really supposed to take this guy seriously when his head looks like it belongs as an obstacle at a minature golf course.

Another complaint his 12 readers have about Rubenstein is his non-sports commentary. Rubenstein comments on a variety of social issues in his blog, such as his latest attempt at putting mustard on a hotdog, or how he feels about illiterate horse jockeys. Look, i understand that these are pressing issues that the world is demanding coverage on, but come on. Instead of wasting his time talking about his man-crush on Tommy Lasorda, Rubenstein should talk about real issues like how is Oregon gonna replace Aaron Brooks at the point, or why Oregon gives scholarships to overrated California football players who haven't done shit.

So needless to say since Rubenstein's blog is a complete joke, i felt compelled to start my own blog where i promise I will outblog him everyday of the week. To satisfy his 12 existing readers and attempt to have them read my blog instead of his, i will also will be offering extensive coverage of L.A hearthrob Kevin Sully, as well as bonus coverage of Eugene, OR village idiot Justin Samudio.

Fans should check the BALDINGREPORT every day since i will update it daily, unlike Rubenstein who only posts after he sees something he can copy from another blog.

I look forward to a long and prosperous journey with my fans. Balding Out.